The Stuff of College
tastefullyoffensive:

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I’m a very flawed individual, but I’m very forthright and I don’t play games with people. At the same time, I know people aren’t always so straight with me. That’s been a been a real frustration for me my whole life. I find it exhausting trying to figure out what people are trying to say – or sometimes, what they’re trying not to say.
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

wellpavedroadtojoy:

takeafuckingsh0wer:

NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR

do you quarrel sir

NO SIR, I DO NOT GIVE YOU THE FINGER, MY MIDDLE FINGER JUST HAPPENS TO BE UP.

… Everyone knows I’m in over my head

I wish you were a stranger I could disengage.